Posts tagged 'funny'

From genital cuffs, to radioactive alien blowup dolls, to fulfilling your Twi-Hard fantasies, there is literally something for everyone. It's mind boggling to know that we live in an age where practically anything you can think of has already been thought of by someone else, and better yet, manifested into the form of sexual device.

For a lot of men, the vagina has always been a thing of a mystery. Ever since the beginning of time, they have been trying to decode this particular body part for its mystifying form, function, and appearance. Although guys rarely give the vagina a second thought, it's women, who generally, get caught up in worrying about its aesthetics. Now we believe that as long as a lady doesn't have anything too distracting—like gum stuck the pubes or way too much perfume—this slice of heaven is 'A-Okay' in the minds of many men.

I'm an unapologetic and sexy woman who weighs 300 lbs, has 60-inch hips, large voluptuous breasts, and a deliciously curvy apple-shaped ass. My body is healthy, beautiful and strong, and to celebrate it, I have copious amounts of sex with the man who loves every single inch of me. Our sex life is ahhhmazing (especially the foreplay) but due to my larger stature, we're limited to few position options.