Sex Toys

Smartphones are assimilated into every facet of our lives, especially our sex lives. Nothing like having a mini porn theater, and endless opportunities to connect with other people, in the palm of your hand. Whether you’re technologically challenged or a Silicon Valley whiz, you might be missing out on exhilarating sex tech and the latest in app-controlled toys. Join us in exploring why you should use app-control toys and how to get connected.

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So, who remembers playing “Bop It!” as a kid? The hyperactive gadget spun sweat drops across your face with every call-to-action, barking in a “self-care, bro!” voice, commanding every slumber party with goofy authority. The circle-jerk of a game was about as awkward as puberty, as each player fumbled the toy before the power-bottom commander-in-chief yelped with pain (or was it pleasure?). If this was your go-to sleepover activity in your youth, stop whatever you’re doing and consider a gloved (and far less awkward) iteration for adults. 

I’ll go ahead and admit this upfront: I’m not an anal master. My butt has only been host to a couple of small plugs (I’m a sucker for aesthetically pleasing sex toys, and the jewels and bunny tails always draw me in) and the occasional very lucky cock once in a blue moon. So my outlook upon being gifted the b-Vibe Vibrating Jewel Plug (M/L size) was equal parts “omg, this plug is so cute” and “sure, why not?”. Never before has my raven-like attraction to shiny objects rewarded me so richly.

While the average anal consumer may be satisfied with any ol’ ass toy, butt play connoisseurs demand more from their anal accessories. They seek stunning exteriors that expertly stimulate their interiors. They want their ass toys designed by engineers who know the anus like the back of their hand. And who could blame them?