Old Faithful: Attending to Your Geyser's Great Potential

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Everyone’s love life deserves a second opinion. Ava is here to answer questions about Liberator products, your sex life, or sex in general. Curious about the best sex positions for a bad back? Wondering how to fit your playtime into a busy schedule? Trying to find the perfect toy to surprise your spouse with? Ava is here to help. Email your question to askava@liberator.com and she will answer your question.  And don’t worry—your secret is safe with her. We will not reveal your name or contact information at any point. So ask away! No question is too small or too far out!   -----------   Dear Ava, How do I increase the volume of my ejaculate? Thanks, In need of some volume   There comes a time in a man’s life when he has the overwhelming urge to impersonate Old Faithful. Just imagine—a towering geyser so amazing that awestruck women faint and audience members give thundering applause. The crowd goes wild and once the eruption calms, the much coveted brass balls trophy is finally presented.   Next to penis size, the volume of ejaculate is a universal concern among males. This desire for geyser-like quantities provides more than just an ego boost. Some men feel that it enhances their orgasmic enjoyment, not to mention their perceived sexual prowess, libido and performance. A man that can shower his lady in love (yes, I did go there) is viewed as a legend—a sex god that can compete with the best of the money-shot porn stars.   So what are some of the factors that determine a man’s capacity to shoot for the stars? To begin with, there are a few elements that can play a role in decreased emissions such as heredity, age, diet, and overall health. While the first two are obviously out of your control, dietary and lifestyle adjustments can improve the quantity of your precious cargo.   Don’t worry your pretty head down there, because increasing the level of ejaculate is not as formidable as you think. It can be done without anyone knowing and without much of a fuss. If you want to impress the ladies, we've got you covered.  

Add Muster to Your Custard 

Beef up your ejaculate and make a show of it, by increasing your fluid intake. Water is the solution to increasing the volume of your ejaculate. Since semen is essentially water-based, drinking lots of H2O will play a huge part in greasing the hydraulics. A hydrated body makes for an effective way to shoot those stealth-like bombers way up in the air.   Alcohol may be a social lubricant but not so much for your ejaculate. That’s because those drinks you enjoy after work can dehydrate the body, leaving orgasmic flow less like a friendly game of slip-n-slide and more like ride down a dry water slide. In addition to dehydrating your body, alcohol lowers sperm count and affects the quality of it as well.   Now if you’re like me and can’t stand the taste of water, try adding a few squirts of flavored water additives. It will make it taste a lot better.  

Hot & Tight Situations

So why do testicles have their own living quarters? It’s not because they are shy, it’s because they are delicate and require breathing room. In fact, your balls are so finicky, that when exposed to excessive heat or prolonged compression they will cause a rebellion.   This means that those heated car seats you love so much during winter and those frequent hot tub sessions can actually prevent your sputniks from properly launching into the atmosphere. Plus, those skinny jeans that you bought (the one’s that make your package look enormous) will also deplete the load of ejaculate.   Keeping your do-dads unbound and at a constant comfortable temperature will result in a cooperative effort to show off your sexual prowess.  

No goop for you—at least for a day or two

I have some great news and then some not so great news.   Let’s begin with the not so great news first. Frequent ejaculation causes a hefty portion of your soldiers to be lost— but fortunately not forever.   Now on to the great news—abstaining from sex or masturbation (for at least a day or two) can substantially enhance the volume of your come. However, resisting the urge to orgasm can be a battle of wills between your mind and penis. If your penis wins, you’ll feel great and live to come another day. However, when your mind is in control, you’ll be able to hoard a supply of the family jewels. When your spunk is abundant, you’ll be able to give all kinds of necklaces (especially the pearl variety).      

Oh Foodie! Where are You?

The term ‘you are what you eat’ really does matter when it comes to your come. Kicking bad eating habits in favor of the good ones is sure to make, not only a difference in your performance and stamina, but in your ejaculate volume as well. Make your sperm happy by consuming loads of fresh fruits and veggies. They are rich in antioxidants, which could help improve the quality of life for you and your sperm. Plus, maintaining a small supplement in your diet can make the difference between a little or a lot. Scientists believe that sperm benefits from amino acids like L-Arginine, L-Lysine L-Carnitine.        

The Juice is Definately Worth the Squeeze

If you want to enlarge your muscle mass, join a gym—but if you want to increase your ejaculate (and feel intense orgasms), squeeze your PC muscle. Though typically associated with the tightening a woman’s vagina, men can perform kegels as well. Some men even claim that this type of exercise has helped them achieve harder erections and an increased intensity and longevity during climax.   One of the most important aspects of performing kegels is locating the right muscles to exercise. A good way to locate them is to stop the flow of urine the next time you go to the bathroom. This isn’t how you should perform the exercise every time, but if you're able to stop the flow of urine, you’ve successfully located the PC muscle.This means that you can perform kegels at will and anywhere you choose. Since performing kegels is a private exercise, people will just think you're having deep thoughts.   For more advanced exercise, try introducing a little weight. The Pipedreams Metal Works Teaser is a wonderful anal plug that serves as a discreet exercise apparatus. Simply slide the comfortably tapered toy inside and allow your tightened sphincter muscle to hold it in place. The extra weight not only builds muscle tone, but the stimulation can be quite erotic.   Ultimately the release of larger ejaculate volume is associated with longer lasting, more intense pleasure during climax, as more volume requires more contractions. When you produce copious amounts of the good stuff, you’ll be perceived as a man among men, and your partner will revel in the enjoyment.   But just like any worthy endeavor, building the volume of your ejaculate takes a little time and patience. Maintaining healthy habits is of prime importance when it comes to the subject of your ever increasing load. Eventually, your once ordinary display of affection will turn into something that will wow your audience and leave them wanting more.