We may be too old to engage in childish pranks, but that doesn’t mean adults can’t get in the mischievous spirit on the trickiest day of the year. If your boo has thick skin and a penchant for sexual experimentation, April 1st is the perfect time to spice things up or even pull a fast one on your lover. Keep your partner on their toes with these saucy sex games, tips, and tricks!
Identity Crisis
Give your boo a sexual hall pass without risking jealousy by transforming yourself into someone new for the night. Pick up a wig and master the art of roleplay by developing a character with specific likes and dislikes and maybe a dirty backstory, too. Play the part well and make your S.O. guess which buttons to push in order to successfully seduce this “stranger.”
A Lesson in Patience
When a lover’s away, their partner will play; at least that’s the case with this prank (and no, it doesn’t involve cheating). Wait until your special someone is out of reach and won’t be returning for at least a few hours. Then turn on the text charm until they get turned on! Send the most revealing pictures you have on hand (or take a few new nudes if you have the capacity) and tell them all the filthy things you’d do if they were next to you. If your boo is somewhere they shouldn’t be aroused, like at the office, even better! When you two do reunite, it’s bound to be fireworks. Unless, of course, you want to keep the tease going for a little while longer…
Hide and Tease
Turn your teasing into a literal game with a spin on “Hide and Seek” that will give your lover extra incentive to find what’s hidden. Start by assigning a body part to representative items you own, like underwear for genitals or nipple clamps for the chest, and hide them throughout your home. Tell your partner they can only touch the parts of your body that they’ve found the matching item for and watch them scamper off on a horny search party.
Bait and Switch
No matter how saintly your partner is, there’s got to be at least one couple chore they're quick to complain about (i.e., dinner with your most obnoxious friend or feng shui-ing your apartment). Take advantage of their weak spot and tell them the time has come to partake in their most dreaded task. Have your partner clear their plans for the date in question and prepare themselves accordingly. Meanwhile, you should prepare yourself accordingly. Put on your raciest lingerie or adorn your naked body with a little something extra like pasties or a seductive body harness so that when your lover arrives, they’re in for quite the pleasant surprise. Who says tricks have to be mean?!
Mind Your Manners
Put your partner in their place by making them ask nicely (or beg pathetically) for what they want. Bring your S.O. to the brink of pleasure and stop just before they reach that sweet release. Let them know that you’re in control, and if they want to come, they’ll need your permission first. Keep repeating the process (AKA edging) for as long as you two can hold out. When you give in to their pleas, your lover will experience an orgasm so strong they might just forgive you for making them wait.
While there’s no denying the eroticism of purely passionate hookups, great sex isn’t always necessarily serious sex. Try bringing a sense of playfulness to your next romp, and I guarantee you’ll reap the benefits (no jokes!). Happy fucking and Happy April Fool’s!
