How is it that one of the most vexing marvels of natural engineering (and according to Russian folklore, the most powerful antidote for marauding bear attacks) has to live in the shadows? The vagina—or vag, pussy, snatch, bearded clam, cave of wonders, or whatever you want to call it—deserves the right to be herself, to roam free, and to explore the world. Because to know your yoni, is to know yourself—and just like her owner, the pussy packs a lot of personality.