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Just as many of us have switched our diets, home-cleaning, and beauty routines, it’s also time for revamping our sex toy collection. Whether it includes one or a dozen, updating your sex toys is a great way of experiencing new sensations for the new year. That’s why I think 2019 is off to a hot and sexy start with the Clandestine Mimic Plus Personal Massager.

Clandestine Mimic Plus Personal Massager

Clandestine Mimic Plus Personal Massager Product Profile

The search for the right vibrator can be challenging and also an expensive process. It’s also highly personal. What works for one may not work for others. There so many sex toys on the promising sex toys on the market which include those that are finger-like, or that simulate oral, or wand-like versions meant only for external stimulation. The Clandestine Mimic Plus Personal Massager encompasses all of those design elements and plus some!

Seductive Design

Sex toys have changed dramatically over the years and with new high-tech materials available, companies can be more playful and inventive with their product designs. Removing the Clandestine Mimic Plus Personal Massager from the packaging revealed something unusual. When looking at it from above, the Mimic reminds me of a spade shape. One its side; a wavy and large looking tongue. My husband had the best response saying it looks a lot like a manta ray. He has a point.

Clandestine Mimic Plus Personal Massager

Operating the Clandestine Mimic Plus Personal Massager

The operating buttons for the Mimic are situated underneath the main body near the base. The intuitive design works naturally no matter your hand positioning. The vibe is meant to be used straight out of the box and consists of a power button and a + and – . Pressing the power button turns on the unit while pressing it again scrolls through 8 vibration settings. All in all, there are lots of options with 7 different pulsing pattern modes to choose from.

Power in the Palm of Your Hand

When first turning on the Mimic, you will notice a the mid-range intensity level. No too hight and not too low! This is great if you are already a sex toy aficionado. But for beginners, I recommend using the minus bottom and dialing it down a notch so you can get a feel for the product. Adjusting the Mimic is really easy, just press the plus or minus. The mid-range level was a great starting point for me as it felt more teasing. You can really play up an edging session with a simple push of a button.

Clandestine Mimic Plus Personal Massager
Photo by: Marshall Bradford @mbradfordphotoworks

All the Bells & Whistles

The base of the Mimic has a cool sci-fi illuminating LED light that glows when the unit is switched on. The light also flashes when charging. The lights, although not necessary, give the Mimic a glowy appearance which is great when you’re trying to get off in the dark or trying to locate it under the blankets. It’s almost like a beacon, beckoning you to touch it.

What I love most about the Clandestine Mimic Plus Personal Massager is how it feels against my bare skin. With a simple dab of lube — it feels velvety smooth and sexy. Made from body-safe, medical-grade silicone, the Mimic is safe to use anywhere on your body.

Clandestine Mimic Plus Personal Massager

Recharging the Mimic is straightforward. The magnetic USB charge port is at the base of the body and it takes about 2 hours to fully charge. This is a fantastic feature makes it waterproof and I highly recommend making the Mimic your new bathing partner.

Clandestine Mimic Plus Personal Massager

Tons of Offerings

The Mimic has an abundance of style and options! The contoured shape makes handling a dream. There a lot of different ways you can use the Mimic. The tip can be applied anywhere on the body for a tickling and teasing sensation. Try it on your nipples with a little bit of lube and it feels like a speedy tongue. Same goes for the clit too! The Mimic is a great vibe for couples foreplay. My husband loved rubbing around and over my vulva! Flexible and soft, the Mimic has seamless curves and wings that conform to your natural contours while covering the entire clitoral area.

Waves of Pleasure

Scrolling through the patterns is an exhilarating experience. My vulva and clit lit up while using the pulse setting. It has a rarrrrr, rarrrrr type of feel which helps bring your close to climax and then draws you back again. You can hold the Mimic in your palm and add more pressure which makes it feel like you’re riding on a vibrating wave! Rolling the Mimic on the entire clitoris helped build a delectable level of intensity. I climaxed soon after increasing the intensity just one time.

Clandestine Mimic Plus Personal Massager

Perfect Fit

Using the Mimic about a dozen times so far, I realized it’s a great sex toy for women of all shapes and sizes. The cool thing too is you can maneuver yourself into any positions and the Mimic still conforms to your anatomy. Personally, I love riding on top of Mimic and pressing it against my clit and vulva. On a lazy day, which is normally Sunday, I love just lying back and letting the Mimic do all the heavy lifting, so to say.

Petite & Discrete

The Mimic is not as quiet as other vibes. So, if you’re trying to sneak in a quick sesh before the kids wake up, don’t be too surprised if someone hears and says “Mommy, what’s that noise?” But with buzzing sounds aside, the Mimic has a discreet shape and design that lets you keep it out on a nightstand and no one being the wiser. Its compact size makes it easy to stow, and plus, it makes the ideal travel mate. And with the nifty travel lock, you won’t have to worry about setting off alarms at the airport.

Make Gifting Easy

As a pleasure enthusiast, I love giving my friends and family sex toys. Yes, I know I am a weirdo. The Clandestine Mimic Plus Personal Massager is one of those gift-worthy vibes you can give to someone who deserves orgasms. That’s partly because it does not look like a sex toy but more like a happy sea creature that is at your beck and call!


  • Extremely versatile
  • Streamline and contoured design
  • Conforms to the body
  • Moderately powerful — great for beginners
  • Discrete and compact
  • Unique color offering
  • Super easy to use and control
  • Unisex – men and women can use


  • Not whisper quiet | gets louder when intensity is increased
  • Non-insertable – not for everyone!
  • The rumbly vibration may not be intense enough for some

Buy it now!