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An Über Review of überlube

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An Über Review of überlube
I have to admit when it comes to personal moisturizers, I'm a consummate junkie. My nightstand hides quite the supply of lubes and sex toys. You name it, I've got it---some being good, while others are just not up to the challenge. Always on the lookout for new brands, I overheard a group of women gossiping about, what sounded like either a famous German car maker or getting a ride from a well-known taxi service. It was amusing to discover that they were actually talking about lube. With piqued curiosity, I google searched for the brand and found it. Instantly, I thought with a name like that, it's got to be the Porsche of lubricants. And what I found was, that this lube does it all---from the sleek packaging to the ingredients, to the texture, and to the performance, überlube is definitely the epitome of luxury. uberlube glass bottleFirst, the glass bottle is beautifully designed and fits perfectly in my hands. The fact the word LUBE is not emblazoned all over the bottle, allows me to keep out in the open and always within reach---no more games of hide-n-seek with the bedside-table! But it was the ease of use which really impressed---just one pre-measured pump, and the perfect amount of lubricant is instantly dispensed. Plus, a little bit goes a very long way. Unlike other silicone lubes, where you can sometimes feel sloppy and gooey, überlube remains slick from start to finish. The word 'glide' is the only way to verbally describe my experience. I could really feel the difference during moments of skin-to-skin contact and did not have to wash off any residue when the fun was done. During penetration, this high-performance silicone lubricant varies the sensations and gradually melts away leaving the skin feeling smooth and silky. However, word of caution, this lubricant is not recommended for use with silicone sex toys. uberlubeüberlube is for more than just slicking-up those naughty nether-regions, it can also be used as a massage oil, anti-frizz hair product, under-eye moisturizer, cuticle protector and (according to professional athletes) chafe prevention. Speaking of hair, a small amount of this product made me look like I just stepped out of the salon. It kept all of my fly-away's under control and my locks nice and straight. Another off-label use is as an eye cream, especially during those bone-dry winter months. So if any of you are looking for a sensual body experience, not just a genital lube, then this product will not disappoint. As the word über easily defines--- überlube is a supreme example.
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Everman
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"The fact the word LUBE is not emblazoned all over the bottle, allows me to keep out in the open..." That would be great, except "UBERLUBE" is emblazoned on the bottle. Seems like a contrived review when even basic recommendations don't add up.
April
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You've got to admit, though...It's a lot nicer than some other lube bottles and doesn't scream "SEX GOO"!
Shaktimi
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One thing she didn't mention that is HUGE, is that since it is a well designed pump, you can pump and then discard the bottle in the sheets and it won't spill everywhere. Nothing worse than stopping to refasten the top or leaving the flap open to have it spill everywhere. Uberlube is sensational lube, definitely enhances passion play and is healthy for your body. Love it!