While bouquets are beautiful and good wine is divine, the best gift you can give a mother is a break. Mother’s Day is a sacred day where MILFs shouldn’t have to lift a single finger, and that extends to the bedroom! Make your hot mamma the star of the show with these all-about-her positions where all she has to do is lay back and enjoy the much-deserved pleasure.
And honestly, it doesn’t hurt to swing for the roses and rosé, too!
Her Majesty
Get down on your knees and worship her like the queen she is! Make your oral ministrations a royal ordeal by kissing every inch of your Majesty before paying attention to her sweet spot. Start at your lover’s feet, then lick and nip your way to her core and then take your time enjoying your Mother’s Day feast. Make use of the Esse II headrest for comfort so you can stay downtown longer—hey, she deserves it!
Backstage
Grab a bottle of silky massage lotion and work out all your lady’s tension while she gets worked up and ready for more. Have your MILF lie down on the Center Stage, place the curved sex pillow beneath her hips so you have unfettered access to her pussy, and finish your massage with a happy ending!
Love(making) is Blind
Prop her up with full-body support on the Black Label Wedge/Ramp Combo, softly subdue with comfy cuffs, and prevent peeking with a plush blindfold. Once your love is all set for sexing, kiss and lick her hotspots and do that move you know she loves. With her sight and movement limited, her whole focus will be on receiving pleasure.
Take Flight
Place the Flip Ramp at the edge of your bed and have your favorite MILF recline comfortably on her back. Grab her legs and position them in whatever facet makes her the randiest (together and over one of your shoulders if she prefers to feel stretched, splayed apart if she wants to watch the action, etc.) and hold them there. Remember: if she’s not lifting a finger today, she won’t be lifting her legs, either! It’s the least you can do to lift them for her.
They say being a mom is one of the hardest jobs in the world, so it only makes sense that a mother’s one day off a year should be lavish and lazy. By putting in all the work in your sex sesh, your lady can enjoy her Mother’s Day orgasms the way they’re meant to be experienced: with no effort on her part.
Happy Mother’s Day, motherfuckers!
