“I deserved a shrine dedicated to me in the drawer of a nightstand that smelled of lavender and freshly laundered panties. Not a life in cardboard boxes that were usually filled with desperately needing to be laundered socks.”
Whatever happened to the good old days, when a gentleman caller would show up at your doorstep and you’d spend hours guessing the size and girth of the monster in his pants. Jane Austin’s book would have been a lot saucier of a read if Mr. Darcy wooed Elizabeth by sending her an engraving of his dick next to an ample-sized apple for scale.
“The first few times I entered Lilah were excruciatingly slow journeys. But I didn’t mind. This gave me time to soak in her smells, her textures, her tastes. I’d hate that I was covered in sweet, cherry-flavored lube.”
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