Every year, we explore and celebrate all things bootylicious with Anal August. Booty play can be daunting, but it’s much easier if you have a script to follow. I’m giving you scenarios to set the stage, flesh out the story, and focus on the characters—all with the motivation to bring you and your lover backdoor bliss. Just imagine yourself taking on a new role. Here’s your backstage pass to follow the cues and celebrate Anal August with hours of orgasmic ovations!
(If you need info about prepping, check out the b-Vibe Anal Academy.)
(Note: I keep the descriptions a bit vague since everyone has a bootyhole, so most of the script is applicable for any combination of couples (hetero, lesbian, gay, etc.). Don't want to leave anyone out of the fun!)
Set The Stage
Nothing brings you into a moment like having the perfect stage and handy props. Spread out a Fascinator King sex blanket on your bed—because massage oils and silicone lube are super messy and slippery! Place a Fascinator Toy Pad on the nightstand. This is a great place for your oils, lubes, and toys. Stash your Wedge or Ramp nearby. It’ll come in handy when you get ready for rimming. Delicious cocktails, mood lighting, and sensual music pull it all together for a seductive opening scene.
Lay your lover face down on the bed, warm some Jo Aromatix Scented Massage oil (which is also kissable, vegan and gluten-free!) in your hands, and start with soft, slow strokes up their back. Keep the pressure light initially, relaxing their muscles and easing tension. Go up to their shoulders and neck, then work your way down past their hips to the thighs. Take your time—this massage is a journey. Once you feel your lover let go, start gently kneading more with your thumbs and fingers. Work your way back up alongside their spine, across their shoulder blades, and then back down to their lower back.
Massage their butt cheeks symmetrically in circular motions, using your whole palms spread out. Let your thumbs trace along the inner crease of their buttocks without touching the hole. Teasing your lover like this will drive them *wild*. Alternate between kneading the cheeks and tracing your fingers in circles lightly, especially under the bottom ledge of their butt.
Prop your lover up on a Wedge or Ramp, pushing their booty higher for easy access. You can have them lay over it or put their knees on it. Spread their cheeks with your hands so you can get in there with your mouth.
Use flavored lube or massage oil to make things even more appetizing (though drinking a sweet cocktail can also help). Start with lighter licks around the ring to build anticipation. You can kiss, lick or suck—whatever makes your lover moan, gasp or sigh more.
Try different techniques, such as circling the opening, flicking your tongue up and down across it, going in ½ circles on the sides, or pushing your tongue directly in the center. The last technique might make your jaw sore after a while, so it’s good to alternate between them. Keep licking while you stimulate your lover’s cock, balls, pussy, or clit (with your hands) and amp up the pleasure.
Flesh Out The Story
Now that you have your audience enthralled and within your grasp, you can expand your repertoire with butt plugs, anal beads, and temperature play that take anal into a new dimension.
Bend your lover over the top peak of an Esse II Sex Chaise with their legs spread wide. Rub lube on your hands, swirling it on their cheeks and into the crack. Make sure that plenty of lube goes around the opening. Give them a little butt massage, sliding your thumbs around the opening, probing lightly with a fingertip. Slowly work your finger deeper, twirling it with slight pressure. You’ll hopefully feel the ring relax some as your lover gives in to the pleasure.
Take the drama up a notch with temperature play and the Njoy Fun Wand. You can chill it in the fridge (or soak it in warm water for a different feel). Lube up the graduated beads on the hefty, stainless steel wand. The delicious cold steel contrasts wildly with their warm, flush skin. Hit the G-spot or P-spot, sinking the beads into your lover’s ass.
Turn on the b-Vibe Rimming Plug Petite. You can feel the beads twirling around the neck of the toy and the rumbly vibrations. Tease your lover and glide the toy over their hole a few times. Slide it inside their ass slowly, giving them time to accept it. This masterful toy simulates the sensation of rimming, but unlike your tongue, it won’t get tired.
When your lover is begging for other surprises, remove the Rimming Plug, grab the Soraya Beads, and activate them. The graduated beads vibrate in cascading waves and go deeper than the plug. Tickle their boohole with the tiny top bead before gently popping it inside. Work the beads into your lover one at a time, patiently waiting for their cue to proceed. Press the control button to change the speed and pattern of the vibes. Pull the beads out slowly—the popping sensation is incredible.
Focus On The Characters
As your passionate play continues, you’re getting closer and closer to the climactic ending. This ensemble is set to deliver booty-pounding thrills and a fantastic finale. Buckle up for phenomenal pegging and sizzling strapless strap-on satisfaction.
Perch your lover on their back on top of the Wedge Ramp Combo, with their booty on the edge of the ramp. They can spread and hold their legs for an eye-popping view. Start with the smaller dildo, slide it into the Tantus Beginner Harness, and pull the harness onto your body, tightening the straps for a perfect fit. Then turn on the bullet vibe and place it in the pocket. As you thrust into your lover, you can feel the bullet vibe sending tingles through your clit (for ladies, of course). Face-to-face, you can gauge your lover’s reactions and see how fast or slow to proceed.
You’re reveling in the overwhelming pleasure of the Tantus kit, but you both want to feel penetration and heady new sensations. You reach for the Harmony Duo Strapless Strap On, grab your lover’s hand, and head to the shower. Crank up the water, letting things get steamy, and push them face-first against the wall. Nibble on their shoulders and grip their neck in your hand.
Turn on the Harmony Duo. Vibrations will rumble through both ends of the toy while the tapping finger starts its beat. Rub silicone lube all over the toy and get it slick. Insert the curved end into your pussy until it sits firmly in your pelvis. When you enter your lover’s ass, the vibes and tapping motion will send shivers of pleasure through their body. Keep your rhythm and feel the toy work your holes, building higher and higher to a crushing crescendo. Marvelously spent, wash each other off, and towel dry.
Curtain Call
You’re basking in the afterglow, relaxing on clean sheets, the Fascinator blanket tossed in a laundry bin. There’s no rush to clean anything—the used toys are chilling on the Fascinator Toy Pad. Bodies entwined, you chat about what you enjoyed the most. Maybe it was rimming, or the beads, or that wild new dildo. You both agree that the performance brought you together in thrilling new ways and gave you so, so many ideas for erotic encores.
