Fascinator Throe

DEAR SWEET LORD. Rarely will I review a product and claim that it is something that everyone should own, but that's what I'm about to tell you. If you have sex, you need this. The Fascinator Throe by Liberator is the best thing that has happened to my bedroom since the boyfriend. So, you may ask...what is a Fascinator Throe? To which I would respond, 'Uh, you mean other than amazing?' Okay, seriously...I'll stop gushing (ha...that's the beauty! I don't have to!). Oh...I'm too much. Anyway...back to the task at hand...Liberator's Fascinator Throe is a blanket made specifically for the naughty time. One side of the Fascinator is satiny smooth, one side is a plush microfiber. Inside the blanket is a medical grade waterproof barrier. Seriously...this thing is almost magic. It will hold an incredible amount of liquid. The boyfriend and I own three of these (we like to be prepared) and we have tested all of them to death. We tend to have pretty sloppy sex. He does things to me that I struggle to even describe, but the end result was always a very uncomfortable night on a very soggy mattress. Well not anymore! The Fascinator means you no longer have to worry about any messes as a result of your raucous romps in (or out of) the sack. Always wanted to go to town on that Italian leather sofa you love so much? Now you can. The Throe will keep any lube, oils or love juices contained and off your good sheets, sofa, carpet, car seats...the possibilities are endless (do you see why we have three now?). The best part? The Fascinator is machine washable. Soak the thing in all kinds of love sauce, and then just throw it in the washing machine...and then the dryer...and you're good to go again. I have honestly never been as pleased with any other product I have ever purchased. From anywhere. Ever. Not only is the blanket incredibly functional, it's not too bad to look at either. The Throe comes in a wide variety of colors. The boyfriend and I have one in purple, blue, and tan. The purple and blue are both shag, while the tan is a smoother, almost velvety microfiber. I don't have a bad thing to say about either style. Both have the same satiny feeling material on the reverse side. The one thing the shag has going for it is that it is a bit more absorbent. No liquid is going to get through any of these Throes, but the shag may absorb any fluids a little better than the pooling that may happen on the regular microfiber. The Throes are also pretty passable as normal blankets. If someone picks one up and examines it, they'll be able to feel the waterproof barrier inside, but if you leave this on the foot of your bed or folded on the back of the couch, no one is going to know at a glance that it is essentially a sex blanket. I'm obviously in love with my Fascinator Throes. Even before I began this blog I raved about them to anyone who would listen. Several people have mentioned that they couldn't imagine why one would need a waterproof blanket for sex. Honestly, I kinda feel sorry for anyone who doesn't understand why the Fascinator Throe is incredible, even if only to avoid the occasional wet spot that no one wants to sleep in. Liberator has truly created something that is worth its weight in gold. And I am talking its weight after an average weekend in my bedroom.

I searched high and low for a waterproof blanket. This blanket was reasonably priced, looks and feels beautiful [NOT able to tell what it is REALLY for], and keeps the bed, floor, etc clean and dry -- both for us, and b/c of us. I recommend this to everyone.

We love our blue throe. We chose the plush option. It is great to have a blanket/surface dedicated to play time, you never worry about getting it messy and clean up is so easy. We even use it to hang out and watch movies. Only thing I would change is to offer it in a larger size, 6'x6' would be perfect.

It is nice to have a blanket that we know will do just what we want. Keeps our bed nice and dry no matter what we might be doing on it. Having the smooth side is great for the summer when cool material feels nice.

Great product to have around so that you don't have to wash the sheets every time... instead just have it around to keep the bed clean. It is also very soft, only bad thing is that you hear the a plastic sheet in between the soft covers,but it comes with the product and i prefer to have my bed clean.

My husband and I used to put a towel underneath me before sex (when we remembered). It never felt sexy, and it sometimes leaked through to the bed anyway! Now with the Fascinator Throe we have a sexy microfiber throw to put underneath me to keep the bed clean. This is also really great for the floor too, because carpet burn sucks!

I absolutely love my Throe. One side is super soft and velvety while the other side is nice and silky. Both sides are amazingly fun to play on, but the velvet sides provides more traction since you'll slide on the silk side. The material seems pretty thick, and it feels like a nice, high-quality blanket. The only difference between it and a regular blanket is that this Throe ends up being a crinkly. When you move around on it, it does great a bit of crinkles because of the waterproof layer inside of the blanket. However, it's not that noticeable during play, and it'd probably only bother you if you want to go nap with the blanket. (Which I've done and it didn't bother me at all.) The Throe does an amazing job of keeping liquids off of the material underneath it. For sex or female ejaculation (or male ejaculation), you won't find a single drop anywhere but on the blanket. (Unless you missed.) For other messier things like watersports, food play, or playing in lots of lubricant, it remains the same - all of your mess will stay on the blanket. The only reason your mess might make it off the blanket is if the mess becomes too large for the blanket (and overflows) or just because you missed. It's soft, the material is sensual, and it's a high-quality blanket which is great for sex. It makes any surface feel like a sexy surface and keeps you from washing towels. Plus, it's very discreet and no one would know the difference. I'd highly, highly recommend this to anyone.

If none of the other reviews have convinced you to buy one of these throes, well, let this be the one that does. Other people have said that this product is magic for ladies who squirt, and it absolutely is. But I know personally that it holds up to heavy use by TWO women who had previously been forced to either be chaste, or sleep in wet spots the size of the Everglades. My partner and I had searched EVERYWHERE to find something that could keep the deluge in check, but all to no avail. That is...until we found Liberator. We use this throe (and the second one we bought for when the first is in the washer) AT LEAST four times a week and every time, it gets drenched. And, every time, it keeps the bed totally dry. We wash them just as often as we use them, and they are still perfectly fine. We have had the first one over a year, so there is a little bit of wear along the piping that lines the outer edges, but that is to be expected. No wear shows on the main part of the fabric. Ladies who squirt, gentlemen who like ladies who squirt, ladies who squirt and who like ladies that squirt,too: This throw will be the best investment you make in your bedroom. But one, buy two, heck, buy three. You'll be glad you did! (p.s. some other reviewers mentioned that they started to squirt MORE when they bought this, and it is true! My partner used to be a modest squirter, but ever since we bought one, she's let loose! No more feeling shy!)

My partner and I love this product! It [mostly] keeps the bed dry after a fun-filled adventure, but we still end up with wet spots on the bed. The satin side is extremely soft, but is often too slippery and snags easily on the velcro when we accidentally [in the throws of passion] use our black label shapes. We take this blanket everywhere with us, and couldn't imagine play time without it. Just writing this review makes me want a new one, we've had ours for over a year now!

The Fascinator Throe is a great product. Toss it down, and you don't have to worry about making a mess, having to change the sheets afterwards or trying to figure out who will sleep on the wet spot. Have no fear if you use lots of lube, massage oil, enjoy hot sweaty sex, or play with a squirter, this product will keep everything under it dry.