I’m so happy I have finally found something as complementary to female ejaculation as the Liberator Fascinator ThroeI hardly know where to begin.

 

Do I start talking about how I first discovered my ejaculating orgasm while having phone sex in my early twenties, masturbating with a curved G-spot vibrator  and leaving a small wet spot the size of a silver dollar?

 

Or should I start earlier, explaining where I learned that female ejaculation, which some call “squirting”, is not pee but a watery release originating in the urethral sponge which fills with fluid when aroused? Well, Jaiya’s article “Are You Peeing or Ejaculating?” does a stellar job explaining the how and what. Perhaps I should just jump forward -- past all the towels, sheets, protective sheets, doggy pee pads and bedwetting mattress covers -- to my first time seeing a throe laid out before me by Iron Slut sex educator Reid Mihalko as I bottomed for a fisting/female ejaculation demo led by Dylan Ryan.  I looked at the material and I thought:  "Now this--THIS is what my life has been missing."  And I came. And the class was enthralled.

 

And the only mess that was made was contained in sopping wet glory between my satisfied cunt and the wonder that is this… this awesome blanket.  Hey where did you get this thing?

 

I’m following Liberator on Twitter. They’re following me. I made an inquiry and got my very own throe in gorgeous black shag. It came in the mail right in time because the next day I had a porn shoot for a new website called QueerPorn.TV. My co-star Papi Coxxx and I are switches who squirt. So I brought it to set and Papi and I took turns coming over the throe, which fit perfectly over a large leather modern love seat. We thrust gloved fingers and later fists into one another, rode our strap-ons hard, and gushed in multiplicity. Yet not a surface was dampened, unless you count our soaking wet skin.

 

After the shoot, I rolled and folded the throe with the dampness turned inside and tucked it into my shoulder bag (it folds down to fit in something slightly smaller than a grocery bag) and took it home to cold wash/tumble dry.

 

At this point I’m already head over heels in love with the thing.  Don’t believe me? What if I told you I bought one for a friend the very next week, in leopard.

 

If you want to know more, click on over to the Fascinator Throe product page and watch Liberator’s rockin’ infomercial. (I just spent a good portion of an hour watching their great videos.) And if you like adult movies, check out future scenes I do and look for a black shag cameo, because I swear I’m taking this thing with me everywhere from porn shoots to more private places the camera is not allowed to go.

 

Would you believe me if I told you I was even laying on the throe as I type?

 

You tell me…